"I feel nothing
or
I feel everything.
I don’t know which is worse."


2 am thoughts (via brokenboob)

quincythepigboy:

you cant spell Canada without Anal

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!